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Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - ngauger - 02-12-2009
We have a very large Landscaping company near me. Since I use the main roads to and from work, I always see their trucks. They bought a new SUV for the approaching spring season.
On the license plate, they decided to make a cute statement for a landscaper:
GRN GRSS
I, of course, having visited these threads way too much, began laughing - because instead of reading it: Green Grass"
I read it as GERN Grass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I guess GERN Industries will be producing sod soon too.......
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - Charlie B - 02-12-2009
It will be 3 per cent greener.
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - scubadude - 02-12-2009
It will also make your grass grow 3% SLOWER, so you don't have to mow as often
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - tetters - 02-12-2009
There is also the possibility that they are branching out into...ahem...other areas of revenue in these tough economic times.
Perhaps it is meant to read, "GROWING GRASS" as in the kind that involves a hydroponics lab in a basement and stealing hydro...hmmm? Mark my words and watch for shady characters frequenting their establishment at all hours of the night.
Just don't be surprised if you see a S.W.A.T. van parked on your lawn one night.
hock: 
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - ngauger - 02-12-2009
tetters Wrote:There is also the possibility that they are branching out into...ahem...other areas of revenue in these tough economic times.
Perhaps it is meant to read, "GROWING GRASS" as in the kind that involves a hydroponics lab in a basement and stealing hydro...hmmm? Mark my words and watch for shady characters frequenting their establishment at all hours of the night.
Just don't be surprised if you see a S.W.A.T. van parked on your lawn one night.
Nope - - Too much competition around here... not enough profits.... 
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - Bigsteel - 02-13-2009
Quote:Just don't be surprised if you see a S.W.A.T. van parked on your lawn one night.
and they have to watch out,SWAT response times have been cut by 3 percent thanks to gern flux fuel additives
--josh
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - MountainMan - 02-16-2009
However, thanks to GERN in the local drinking water, criminals are now 3% smarter!
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - Bigsteel - 02-17-2009
MountainMan Wrote:However, thanks to GERN in the local drinking water, criminals are now 3% smarter!
but there still dumb enough to be criminals,so the extra smarts didnt help much
--josh
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - MountainMan - 02-17-2009
Maybe...maybe not....but crime is up 3%.
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - ngauger - 02-17-2009
MountainMan Wrote:However, thanks to GERN in the local drinking water, criminals are now 3% smarter!uhh ok - - but don't the Officers that drink water, also get 3% smarter????
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - Steamtrains - 02-17-2009
National studies by institutions of immpecable credentials have shown that law enforcement officers do not consume the "local" water, preferring instead the bottled kind imported from outside their communities. They therefore do not benefit from the "enhacements" that the local water supplies provide for the population at large.....
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - Bigsteel - 02-17-2009
even the fish in the local streams are 3% bigger and fisherman say they catch...wouldnt ya know it! 3% more fish!
--josh
Re: Too Much Exposure to GERN?????? - MountainMan - 02-18-2009
ngauger Wrote:MountainMan Wrote:However, thanks to GERN in the local drinking water, criminals are now 3% smarter!uhh ok - - but don't the Officers that drink water, also get 3% smarter????
Nope - they eat 3% more donuts and get 3% fatter!