Sorry I just had to do this.

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Lately my sneakers have had long enough strings to tie under my chin

Are they florescent Les? I remember when I was in high school, that was the rage. I had florescent red, green and yellow ones, some guys even wore plaid shoelaces. Sounds kind of dull by today's standard, but hey, we had our kicks. Got your hair trimmed to a DA, girls wore poodle skirts and giggled a lot and it was cool to keep the back of your collar turned up, kinda like The Fonz, but in real life . Yup, those were good days, and you could get in trouble if your sneaker shoelaces were too long, or if you didn't wear a tie. Remember those days Les?