The Most Pathetic Phishing E-mail

[ezdays]

I've been getting some that say they are from "FedEx", "UPS" or "DHL" saying my package is ready for delivery, and they want me to confirm with a bunch of presonal info. ANyone else getting these?

Yep, I've got a lot of packages that are not going to be delivered as well since I failed to respond in time. I'm sure I'll be getting a phone call from one of these carriers to come down and help clear out their warehouse of these packages that are piling up.

I've had "stops" put on my accounts at banks that I don't have accounts with because I failed to respond to some of these emails. Perhaps I should give out these bank account numbers to that poor dying widow or that bank manager that wants to transfer some mega-millions to my account. And I'm still wondering how I managed to have my credit card at a bank I never heard of, frozen because of "questionable activity" that I failed to follow up on.

And yes, if they send out ten million of these in one day and get a 0.000001% response, that's a good days work. I'm not sure, but I think that works out to about ten people.