A Big Blue Story

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Upper Slobberbovia, that's as far as they got with the tunnel. He'd have to catch a ride on the "one track". Unlike a monorail, that's a local line that they only had half the budget to build so they only got the one track finished before they ran out of money.You guessed it, all the wheels are on one side of the cars and engine and they really have to have a balance load by leaning towards one side of the other depending on which way they're going. We're told that nobody sits next to the fat lady just in case they roll over, which they frequently do. Undaunted, and anxious to get to Lower Slobberbovia, our hero buys a ticket and waits to board, but boarding is difficult at best with only wheels on one side of the train, so he...