A Big Blue Story

[ezdays]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!, you dunderhead flea-bitten nag, that's STARBUCKS, not, BARSTUCKS, can't you read?" he yelled. Well, of course, a one-horse horse can't read, nor can they understand English very well. Whoa, giddyup, and go like the wind, are OK, that's about all. As it was, it turns out that our horse is a bit smitten with the cute little coffee barista at Barstucks, and tends to go there whenever he can. Our hero doesn't know this, and yanks on the reigns to get the horse to head towards the only Starbucks in town. Unfortunately, neither one knows where that is and for some forsaken reason, they wind up...