Are you addicted to your cell phone

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DID SOMEONE SAY ..TELEMARKETERS ?? ...Don , would you like to have your DUCKS cleaned ??

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No thanks, I've already scheduled in two carpet cleaning companies, three house cleaners, five security installers (even though I installed my own when we moved in), seventeen people who want to save me money by either managing my credit card debt or my savings and God knows how many people that want to stop by and pick up my donations to their worthy causes. Oh yeah, there's those two guys from Microsoft that want to fix my computer, and then that kid that called me, "Grandpa". I just don't have room in our schedule for DUCK-cleaning services right now.... maybe next year...

A while back, I felt in a playful mood"

Telemarketer: "Hi, is this the homeowner?"

Me: "No, this is detective Smith, we're investigating a crime scene here, who are you and what are you calling about?"

Telemarketer: "Uh, oh, eh, this is, uhhhhh"..... click....