GERN Industries Gibson Works...

[MountainMan]

But a sprinkling of GERN Flux on your diet drink means 3% more weight loss.

But I only drink Energy Drinks laced with GERN for 3% more energy and performance.

Or I add a spoonful of GERN to my coffee for 3% more flavour, energy and a bigger caffeine hit.
A minor side effect is that it puts 3% more hairs on my chest, which is a minor problem for us blokes but a major problem for the ladies, requiring 3% more trips to the beauty terrorist, I mean beauty therapist.

Mark

Gives you 3% more jitters and makes you urinate 3% more often, too.