01-26-2009, 11:12 AM
MasonJar Wrote:In today's market, you could probably bottle that river water, call it "100% natural, naturally enriched with minerals, fortified with organically sourced chlorophyll"* and sell it at $7.49/341 ml.
* even the fertilizer was made right here on Earth from local materials, the dirt that's in it has minerals, and the rotten old tree that just died fell into the river.
Andrew
I'm feeling a distinct urge to regurge. hock: