The Latest New Product From GERN...
#16
Well, the Potomac Line already uses some sort of GERN Flux-based lube in the journal boxes of it's equipment -yielding 3% more free-rolling equipment and thus 3% less rolling resistance and giving the locomotives 3% more tractive effort- so I can see they would want to try this stuff out as well. Icon_lol
-Dave
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#17
cn nutbar Wrote:Doc,I think you've got far too much free time on your hands---kind of reminds me of what happened to Jack Nicholson in the movie "The Shining"---Here's Wayne Confusedtooges:

Hey, I'm merely the messenger. Misngth Misngth All of this stuff is the product of my brother's fertile (or fertiliser) mind.
Here's the latest:
   

It certainly sounds like a worthy cause to me. I'm off to visit the dorms as soon as I can pick up some bonbons, some nylons, and perhaps some American cigarettes. Icon_twisted Goldth Misngth Misngth

Wayne
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#18
LOL That's too great!!!!! Big Grin Big Grin

Reminds me of Dr. Strangelo0ve.. One Genuine Bible and Russian Phrasebook, One pair of Nylons ..... Shoot a feeelr could have a great time in Vegas with all this stuff....
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#19
Wayne the C&O would like to order a tank car of this new product PO#1633. One of the track maintenance managers would like to know if the tank car shown in the ad is available for a short term lease and if so could it be loaded before shipped ? If not I will speak with the traffic manager at the GERN of WV about the possibility of sending a GERN tank car to Canada to get a load.
Thank you
Robert Jones
Purchasing agent Big Ugly
Division C&O railroad
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#20
Good grief... Nope
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#21
MountainMan Wrote:Good grief... Nope
I don't get it.
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#22
"GERNOLA" - the breakfast cereal that makes you 3% more regular, and 3% CLEANER INSIDE!!"

What part don't you get?
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#23
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Yeah!, and then there's Crunchy Gernola!
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#24
Gern Dental Floss - leaves a 3% larger space between your teeth.
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#25
MountainMan Wrote:"GERNOLA" - the breakfast cereal that makes you 3% more regular, and 3% CLEANER INSIDE!!"

What part don't you get?
The good grief part.
Les
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#26
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Sometimes this place is just too funny.
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#27
Lester Perry Wrote:
MountainMan Wrote:"GERNOLA" - the breakfast cereal that makes you 3% more regular, and 3% CLEANER INSIDE!!"

What part don't you get?
The good grief part.


I interpreted that as Mountain Man's startled reaction to the new increased diversity of the Gern Line. Smile

Was I right?
Ralph
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#28
For anybody who's a GERN modeller, feel free to dream up your own GERN products and to make your own ads, too, but don't forget to share them with the rest of us. Goldth

Wayne
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#29
It's hard to beat "Fluxoleum"
Charlie
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#30
GERNLax - 3% faster...
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